nitty-gritty

Here’s some entertaining infos. Hope you enjoy them….

• When a Hawaiian gal puts a flower over her left ear, it mean’s she’s already taken.

• There’s a superstitious belief that on a couple’s wedding day, guests must honk their car horns to ensure that the newly weds get a great sex life

• An extra nipple isn’t as rare as you think. For every 200 women, one lady is born with this addition.

• in 2004, a battery-less sex toy was launched. It connect to a USB Port. ( Try it ladies hehe..)

• bIsexuality isn’t exclusive for humans. Most giraffes and turkeys are bi.

• It’s written on the Kama Sutra that a man can keep his tool erect by putting camel’s milk and honey on it.

• During the medieval days in France, adulterous wives were made to run after a chicken through town, naked.

• A mature gorilla’s penis is only about two inches long.

• The rhinoceros has been endowed with a penis not less than two feet.

• The practice of autoerotic asphyxiation (temporarily suffocating or strangling oneself while masturbating) kills 250-1000 people each year.. ( beware..take your time hehehe)

• $40,000 was the price paid by an american urologist for Napoleon’s penis.

• For a whole year, penguins experience just one orgasm.

• The male fetus is capable of managing an erection on the last semester.

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Which is the better ride?

 The inventor of Jeepney died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, “Since you”ve been such a good man and your inventions have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.” The genius thought about it for a while. “I want to hang out with God,” he said. St. Peter took him to throne room and introduced him to God. God recognized him and commented, “Okay, so you’re the one who invented the jeepneys, but what’s the big deal about inventing something that makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?!” The genius was embarrased. “Excuse me but aren’t you the inventor of woman?” the inventor asked. God said, “Ah yes.” “Well,” said the inventor, ” professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. It chatters constantly at high speeds. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. The intake is placed too much close to the exhaust. And, finally, the maintainance cost are outrageous!” “Hmmnn, you may have some good points,” reply God. God went to his computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip paper. God read the output. “Well, it may be true that my ivention is flawed. But according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.”

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StiFF

Pedro goes home and finds Lolo Jose sitting in the sala without any pants on. So he goes up to Lolo Jose and says, “Lolo Jose, do you realize that you’re not wearing any pants?” Grandpa replies, ” Yes, Pedro. I do”. Pedro then says, “Well, why are you outside without your pants granny?” Lolo Jose looks at Pedro and responds, “Well Pedro, yesterday I sat here without any shirt on and i got a stiff neck…. this is your lola’s idea..”