Which is the better ride?
November 20, 2008
The inventor of Jeepney died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, “Since you”ve been such a good man and your inventions have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.” The genius thought about it for a while. “I want to hang out with God,” he said. St. Peter took him to throne room and introduced him to God. God recognized him and commented, “Okay, so you’re the one who invented the jeepneys, but what’s the big deal about inventing something that makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?!” The genius was embarrased. “Excuse me but aren’t you the inventor of woman?” the inventor asked. God said, “Ah yes.” “Well,” said the inventor, ” professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. It chatters constantly at high speeds. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. The intake is placed too much close to the exhaust. And, finally, the maintainance cost are outrageous!” “Hmmnn, you may have some good points,” reply God. God went to his computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip paper. God read the output. “Well, it may be true that my ivention is flawed. But according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.”
ADOPTED:UNKNOWN AUTHOR
